Dear Brother Redacted,
In the year 2000 my mission president sent me to visit you after I told him I was worried I might be gay. We met in your office at Southern Virginia University. I write concerning my memories of the visits and how it affected me.
I remember you asking a list of questions designed to determine If I was a homosexual. I don’t remember all the questions, but it took a long time to go through the list. At the end of the meeting you told me I was not gay because I had never had sex with a man, and I had these feelings because I was committing the sin of ingratitude for the body God had given me. We frequently described these feelings as “warped” and “unnatural.” You promised I could overcome the feelings. Part of the prescription from you and my mission president included fasting every Sunday.
I recently found my mission journal and searched for any mentions of our visits. I have been trying to recreate what happened. While my mission was difficult, I noticed a marked change after our visits began. I was suppressing everything about me. I got very anxious. I refused to discuss anything with my companions that wasn’t related to missionary work. Perfect and strict obedience were the only way to overcome this. I remember driving down a holler during a powerful wind storm, thinking I’m going to die. I’m going to hell.
And why was I going to hell. Because I was preoccupied with men. I had never even kissed a guy. I had attractions. I had natural physical reactions. But our visits made me feel unclean, unworthy and broken. Broken is perhaps the worst of these. I kept thinking I could do something to fix myself. Ironically, I wrote down your address, so I could send you a wedding announcement.
You were the second person I ever told about my feelings, my mission president being the first. After two years I came home from the mission, and went to school. I was still depressed and broken. And I didn’t even know why. Obviously I wasn’t gay, but what was going on inside of me. I would spend months feeling guilty for walking down aisles at the Wal Mart. I would confess these to my bishops. I would go to the temple. I would get so nervous during the day I often would kneel and pray in the handicap stall in the campus library. I struggled mightily to form friendships with men or women. I treated my attractions like OCD. I did go to other therapists, always making sure they were safe. But you were my first.
I did graduate college, but I was unable to even apply for jobs. I moved back into my parents’ house and worked on a farm. Then I got a job as an on call substitute teacher.
Why didn’t you tell me I was not the only person like this? Why did you not tell me my attractions were natural? Why did you make me feel so broken, so alone, and offer a false hope that still has not come to pass? You did not have to tell me to leave the church. But I was damaged by our encounter. It took me over a decade to admit this was part of who I was. I went to conversion therapy. I was so confused. Do I blame all of this on you? No. but you were there, at the beginning. And the path I chose was based on the counsel of you and my mission president. He was a medical doctor. You were a licensed therapist. You should have helped me be comfortable with who I am, not leave me damaged and seeking after a unclear path with vague promises.
somehow i got the idea.... and i really don't know what possessed me. Somehow i got the idea that the ultimate prank would involve urine.
at this point i should mention somehow i didn't realize the purpose of prank wars was to get a girl to pay attention to you. seeing how i had not attraction to them, but didn't' know it. i thought the purpose of a prank war was to inflict distress.
anyway. I had a dream. a dream of filling the tub in some poor girls' apartment with urine. Wouldn't that just be the best prank ever? really? i mean they come in and they find 50 gallons of urine dumped into the tub.
yeah......... i don't think there are enough "."s to show how long that pause should be.
so i started saving. gallons and gallons of urine stored in milk jugs. In the bathroom. and while my depravity is certain, someone should also question why my roommates let me. why did they not stop me. if you see someone going down a destructive path, why do you not stop them
so, i became quite fond of my urine collection. It got chunky. i showed it off. I was such a dumb freshman.
one day, after i had amassed 40 gallons of urine, my roommate came to his senses. he begged me not to do this horrible thing. not to destroy these girls tender souls.
i looked at my chunky urine, and realized they did not deserve it. they didn't understand what i'd been through to create the urine.
so I hauled the gallons out to the dumpster.
gentle reader, i apologize for not having a story that ended with the urine being dumped in a tub, or accidentally spilling in my own house. but for 2 months, i had urine stored in my bathroom. i'm not proud of it........... but i am also not ashamed.